JONATHAN EMS writes sci-fi and satire for print, web, and film. Sometimes, when he’s really lucky, he even gets paid for it. His self-published novel, Modus Operandi, has been called “better than it should be” by some of the most discerning critics in his family. Look for his upcoming novels, Vampire Lesbians From Dimension X and An Affair of Dragons, to be released in 2016. He is currently in production with Schrödinger’s Press on the webseries Bystanders and the feature film Self Portrait.